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Topics: Women, Green

Thursday, 17 June 2004

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Get Up On The Third Floor, Right Now!

(AP) George Bush issued a Presidential proclamation today stating that all women wearing green pants must work on the third floor of the building in which they work. If the building consists of an old part and a new part they must work in the old part of the structure. If there is no third floor in the building in which they work, they must work on the roof, however high it is. The edict goes into effect today and lasts at least as long as he is in office.

The stated reasoning behind the pronouncement is, according to President Bush, "Being on the third floor puts them closer to God." Asked why other color pants were exempt the President said, "God likes green pants. We all live to serve God."

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