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Friday, 19 December 2008

image for Bristol Palin's mother in law-to-be busted for five kilos of Alaskan Matanuska Thunderf**k
Is the 1988 High Times Encyclopaedia Christmas Cookery Almanac to blame?

Wasilla, Alaska - (High and Dry Mess): Just days away from becoming a grandma to Governor Sarah Palin's eldest daughter's baby Wasilla resident Sherry L Johnston was busted this morning for growing 'up to five kilos' of the notorious Alaskan Matanuska Thunderf**k grass.

Cops raided the Johnson family home after a 'totally anonymous tip off', later sourced to the gubernatorial mansion, about possible tax evasion from undeclared domestic self-employment activities.

Nearly 100 plants were seized from a glasshouse in the family's back yard and taken to Wasilla police station along with two dozen bong pipes, one gross of hand-rolling cigarette papers, The 1988 High Times Encyclopaedia Christmas Cookery Almanac and a handcuffed Mrs Johnson.

Mrs J later made bail at $125 plus her fabled Hash Brownies recipe that's been handed down from five generations of her ancestors.

Bristol Palin in eight and a half months pregnant.

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