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Tuesday, 16 December 2008

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Too Much Botox For Caroline

New Yawk, NY-- Caroline Kennedy, daughter of JFK, demanded the New Yawk Senate seat being vacated by the departing Hillary Clinton. "Give it to me. I want it. Now." said the unlikable offspring on ABC's Good Mourning, America.

Caroline spoke with ABC's Diane Sewer, and Caroline appeared annoyed to speak with anyone beneath her. Ms. Sewer asked Caroline if she knew anything about New Yawk state.

"Look. I'm a Kennedy. Give me what I want and get the hell out of my way! You people should feel flattered to have my interest. I don't know where Albany is and could care less. I think it's near Lake Michigan. I know where the Walnut-Astoria Hotel is and The Ritz Cracker-Carleton Hotel is, that's enough." she bitched.

Caroline had some difficulty speaking. Her mouth is frozen by too much Botox, and her face looks mummified. She tried to defend her angry attitude later in the conversation.

"I'm a Kennedy Brat, and the odds were against me ever living past 30. And the job would give me something to do. I'm BORED."

Caroline's poor attitude shouldn't stop her from being Senator. Already, Caroline is getting calls from other senators congratulating her on her charming personality!

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