President George W. Bush announced today that his first move when he leaves office in 2009 will be to follow in Oliver Stone's footsteps and be the first former president to produce a movie based on his own life.
Bush described the film as "Mission Impossible meets James Bond meets Transformers meets Air Force One in a Space Shuttle." The film will be titled "W: The Sexy Badass President" and Sexiest Man Alive Hugh Jackman is in negotiations to star. Bush plans on inviting Elizabeth Banks to reprise her role as Laura Bush, provided "she wears much sexier outfits, like in "Zack and Miri Make a Porno," Bush's favorite film of 2008.
President Bush described in detail his disappointment when he could not cast his first choice for the role of Osama Bin Laden:
"I called Heath Ledger's agent and said that I'm George W. Bush and I loved Heath's performance as The Joker and wanted to offer him the role of Osama Bin Laden in my new film 'W: The Sexy Badass President.' At first he thought it was a prank, but when I said it was really me, the agent explained that Heath Ledger had died, I was appalled, as I was almost positive it was Two-Face that died."
Other actors Bush is attempting to contact include Dana Carvy as Bush Sr, Halle Berry as Condoleezza Rice, and teen sensation Miley Cyrus as Bush's lover 'Shakira' in what Bush promises will be the most exciting twist of the film.