President Obama in a brilliant move to garner attention for the bailout of the American automobile industry has proposed the name of the President of Afghanistan to be the new Czar of the automobile industry in this country.
Anticipating criticism that Karzai was totally unfamiliar with the workings of this industry and also a foreigner, President-elect Obama quickly pointed out that the entire southern United States is filled with car companies that are run by foreigners .and the Americans who have running the industry in Detroit didn't seem to be too familiar with the industry either.
Admitting that the move was, in part, to call attention to the problem, Obama called on MoveOn .org to start to distribute three million bumper sticker that read:
"Karzai for Car Czar"
MoveOn will sell them for $3.00 each. Five for $7.00 and ten for $15.00,,,,, this bonus package will include a free packet of Poppy seeds with instructions on how to grow this beautiful plant. Karzai ws quoted as stating "What the poppy plant has done to beautify and uplift Afghanistan, it can most assuredly do for American and its trade imbalanc