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Tuesday, 9 December 2008

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Bush failed to notice the hood ornament on the Congressional car

Car bombs have been exploding across the globe for years now as terrorists engage conventional police forces and military opponents. They burst into flames in marketplaces, train stations and even airports and the casualty rates are high and the scene is bloody.

The US Congress hasn't had any truly revolutionary members since the 18th century guerrillas who defeated the uniformed British redcoats by firing their rifles from behind trees and rocks. That is, until today when the Congress drove a real car bomb of a bailout bill to the door of the White House.

Lameass Bush limped to the circular drive to encounter the ticking device. Bush, who thought it was an early christmas present from Laura opened the door and found himself to be the proud owner of two failing car companies.

When Bush realized what he had signed on for, he smiled his dopey grin and said: Bend over, taxpayers, here it comes again!

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