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Topics: Sarah Palin

Monday, 8 September 2008

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Of all places the Republican National Convention touted a new species of fish called the Palin Barracuda. The largely unknown species said to have three inch teeth, honeydew hair style, and lipstick. Said to put up a good fight, but a few good wacks with a billy club will sapp it's feistiness.

Members of Obama and Bidens campaign conducted research, polled citizens, and put together a fisherman's focus group to better understand this new species of Palin Barracuda.

Senators Barak Obama and Joe Biden took time off the campaign trail to lure in the elusive Alaskan fish. Both campaigns concluded this will be a perfect example of how the team work of both Obama and Biden will prove no match for any fish even the prized Alaskan Palin.

Both campaigns largely ignored a local one armed fisherman who stated: "Never again will I reel in that ugly Palin fish, it bit my arm severing me below the elbow"

After two hours Obama finally received a jolt off his rod. Obama exclaimed: "I think I got a bite" and braced himself for a ten minute struggle. Biden strapped in Obama to the chair for more leverage.

Biden said, "I will help you Brother, no Palin is going to fight you this hard without getting clubbed."

Biden was at the ready leaning over the boat with a billy club. "Just a few more feet and lights out!" exclaimed Biden.

Biden began beating the life out of the floundering 150 lb. fish, blood splattering all over, with a few more solid hits for good measure.

"This was too easy, is this all it's got?" Obama exclaimed. Biden replied, "I guess so, all the hype yet not enough fight. We got to throw this back it's ugly, smelly, and inedible." Obama firmly replied, "no way this is going on my Oval Office wall as an example to all those who tout feistiness, even a Palin is no match for us."

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