CHICAGO - At a meeting here of American college and university presidents, a motion was made and passed to lower the drinking age to 11.
"At first the drinking age was 18. Then it was raised to 21, and caused a lot of resentment," stated Dr. Robert Bork, president of the American University Leaders organization.
"We realized this was never going to work, and we decided to go for broke," he added. "Now we don't have to worry about under age drinking on our campuses, since almost everyone within a 100 mile radius would now be covered," he observed.
He then said that when the meeting breaks up, he and the other college representatives were going to invite the entire student body from an elementary school across the street, to come over for unlimited pitchers of sangria.
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