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Friday, 29 August 2008

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Denver, Colorado: At the conclusion of Senator Barack Obama's Speech last night, the McCain Campaign released a statement stating that "the Democrats don't Own Hope". It went on to say that the Republican's had plenty of their own "Hopes" for the country and the American People.

When pressed to give specifics on what "Hope" meant in the Republican context; Wendell Homer, Senior Advisor to the McCain campaign stated that the Republicans Hoped that the American People would not focus on the debacle in Iraq and Afghanistan; they Hoped that the American People would not focus on the dismal state of the Economy; they Hoped that the American People would not focus on the sad shape of the housing market; and they certainly Hoped that the American People would not focus on Senator McCain's lack of empathy for the scores of Americans facing dire economic conditions.

In response to a question by Matt Mauer of NBC news, in which Mauer observed that the Republican Hopes were more of a wish list, Mr. Homer replied that Mauer's question was 1) not appropriate, and 2) just another example of the vast left wing conspiracy by the media to "get" Senator McCain.

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