(Boston, Mass)--John F. Kerry, presumed democrat nominee for president, has decided to once again take both sides of an issue. Aids close to Kerry report that he has been following the Fox television series 'American Idol' with great interest.
A source within the Kerry camp report that he "had decided Fantasia was the one that was his favorite, but after voting via text message, decided to vote for Diana twice as many times as he had voted for Fantasia"
The campaign is expected to react to this news in the usual fashion, with a series of denials and follow-up statements that always contradict the first statement, then chest beating, and finally winding up with a drunken John Kerry on top of a bus shouting "Me God, Spoof.com told me so"
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