(Washington, D.C.) It is being reported in Washington, D.C. that President George W. Bush's brain has jumped out of his ear and run away. Sources indicate that the President has shown no serious after effects save marginally better enunciation.
Photographs taken at the time clearly show the brain leaving President Bush's ear and follow up shots seem to show no serious decline in the President's performance or health.
Doctors questioned stated that this was highly unusual behavior, but not unprecedented. "Ollie North, for example, lost his brain as a young man jumping off the roof of his garage repeatedly to cure his sore knee. It happens."
William Popiel, spokesman for the President, said it was nonsense. "You heard him last night, he sounded like a man with a brain then, right?"