Further doubts were raised about the mental state of the war-loving President, following remarks he made to the Doris Day Look-alike Convention', today in Beverley Hills.
In an impromptu speech, George W. stated that he was looking forward to his participation in the November Federal Erections.
Shocked organisers acted swiftly to correct the Presidents faux-pas and asked him if he was actually referring to the Federal elections.
At this point, the President lost his cool:
My daddy was a Korean War veteran,' he ranted
He taught me that there are only two important things in life - erections and cycling'.
Insiders at the White House were secretly praying that George W has more success with his erections than with his cycling, following his recent bike accident.
But an unabashed President asserted with great aplomb:
Erections are like riding a bike - You don't fall off and you never forget!' he enthused.