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Sunday, 13 July 2008

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Equipped with strings

WASHINGTON (FMLiveWire) -- Senator John McCain and President George Bush have proudly announced that they will dance together this Friday in a puppet show with AIPAC and the Russian-Israeli Mafia pulling the strings.

"The global organized crime syndicate under Israeli government protection has so thoroughly permeated the American political system that the FBI and US intelligence are virtually powerless to charge them with crimes," said McCain. "It is an honor for me to be able to dance to their tune with the president of the USA."

The US Justice and Homeland Security Departments will see their leaders Michael Mukasey and Michael Chertoff act as puppetmasters for the widely anticipated event.

Both have close links to the Russian-Israeli Mafia in New York and New Jersey have seen case after case go uninvestigated.

Other sponsors of the dance event in the Russian-Israeli Mafia are its major backers like exiled Russian-Israeli oligarch Boris Berezovsky who has been granted protection by the British government.

According to WMR, the USA is second only to Britain in infiltration by the Russian-Israeli gangsters in the highest echelons of government.

The Bush administration has ignored INTERPOL arrest warrants and requests for information issued on behalf of Russia for wanted Russian-Israeli billionaires like Leonid Nevzlin, Boris Berezovsky, aka Platon Elenin (suspected by Russian authorities of links to the assassinations of Litvinenko and Russian journalist Anna Politkovskaya), and others.

John McCain is controlled through his severe gambling addiction and his bouts with the craps tables in Las Vegas. Convicted GOP lobbyist and Russian-Israeli mob money launderer Jack Abramoff traded favors with McCain.

WMR also indicates that the Russian-Israeli mob infiltration of the McCain campaign is a continuation of the infiltration of the American body politic in the early 1970s and blossomed into the full scale coup witnessed in the presidential election of 2000.

Bush and McCain have had their suits equipped with strings to facilitate the puppet show.

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