For many years on their wedding days, brides have been traditionally requred to wear "something old, something new, something borrowed, and something blue." This will no longer be the case in California.
Due to last month's legalization of gay marriage in the "Golden" state, many gay, effiminate men feel offended by the requirement to wear something blue "as it wouldn't go well with my dress, the boys from Queer Eye For The Straight Guy wouldn't like it, and that's that's just too manly and heterosexual."
State law has been amended and "brides" are now required to wear "something old, something recent, something borrowed, and something indecent."
Bruce Laceypants, recent bride at the L.A. County Courthouse, was pleased at the new law. "I found this cute little thong that I'm going to wear that is just going to make Lester so happy on our honeymoon."
Normal, straight women will also be required to obey the new law as it is more politically correct and stupid and the normal, moral majority have no rights in California.