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Tuesday, 3 June 2008

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Class act but crap at losing

Chappaqua, NY - (Ass Mess): As the Sun, Moon, Venus and a retrograde Mercury line up in Gemini things are looking grim for the Skull 'N' Bones tribute artiste who has made such a profitable living out of being Hillary Rodham Clinton.

Today's lunation in the zodiac's sign of the twins, clones and cosmic thespians brings full circle the frantic Warren Commission deception spawned by plea-bargaining alibis of George Herbert Bush.

Acting out the part of Hugh Rodham's sister has since been a class act.

"It got her a toe-hold in the White House just as she was facing a life sentence for that Vincenzo Fosterini 'suicide'," a Little Rock source commented today.

The daughter of Madeleine Albright and Mikhail Gorbachev has had few ego boundaries after wriggling her way out of the subsequent White House Travel Orifice fiasco.

And has been driven on further and more furious by the hubris booster rockets of her own self-invention.

Barack Obama is Colon Bowel's illegitimate brat.

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