It has been revealed today that Senator Hillary Clinton's teeth are growing at an alarming rate.
Speaking from New York City, her dentist, Laurence O'Livier, said: 'Yes, her molars and canines are getting longer every week, and we have photographic evidence.'
This was referring to pictures from Puerto Rico, clearing showing her teeth bigger than they were a few days ago. And some have questioned the wisdom of voting for somebody with such huge wisdom teeth, critics have even suggested they're like Pinocchio's nose, and get longer every time she tells a porkie pie.
Mrs. Clinton had this to say: 'Teeth are not important, please, waving and smiling are not voting issues. OK, they are. Don't ask me anything about politics.'
But Republican candidate John McYawn said: 'My teeth are perfect! Vote for me! So is my wig!'
However, ex-President Bill Clinton loyally supported his wife, after this troublesome revelation: 'Monica has big teeth too, dunno why I just thought of that.'
Bugs Bunny is 83 today.