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Topics: Aliens, hoax

Thursday, 29 May 2008

image for Denver 'Alien' video proven to be a hoax
Horse faced bint SJP, yesterday

There was plenty of hype surrounding the first public showing of Jeff Peckman's much vaunted 'Alien' video, however experts have identified several key flaws that bring doubt as to the veracity of his claims that it shows an alien being peeping from a window.

"Firstly in the bottom of the right hand corner there is a faint inscriptions which appears to say 'eBaumsworld'. We also noted a striking similarity between the long, featureless face of the 'creature' and the face of Sarah Jessica Parker. We think it might be an unused outtake from the Sex and the City movie. In the last five seconds we can clearly see Kim Cattrall's aging pudenda dragging on the floor beneath her."

A spokesman for Peckman said 'He got the footage in an e-mail sent by his mother. He assumed it was genuine.'

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