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Thursday, 24 April 2008

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Spitzer gets this type of personal attention care of Nazi sex freak Max Mosley

New York - (Lurid Ass Mess): Detectives investigating ex-New York Governor Eliot Spitzer's Holy Roman Emperor VSOP hooker agency have found a link to the UK Nazi S&M orgy aficionado Max Mosely.

"We confirm that a second woman, identified only as Sadistic Sadie, regularly gives former Governor Spitzer the sort of work out that only a personal fitness trainer of many years experience can handle," a NYPD source said today.

The blonde haired, blue-eyed twenty stone female was last in the public eye when over 100 million internet video viewers saw her thrash the feckless Formula One CEO in a sordid Colditz-style London dungeon Third Reich orgy earlier last month.

Spitzer has been keeping his head down since getting busted over using hookers in March this year.

Investigative sources believe this latest revelation comes after Feds tailed the Pope and his retinue during their sojourn in DC and NYC last week.

"All the till receipts match up perfectly," a FBI spokesman chuckled.

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