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Tuesday, 8 April 2008

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From the outside it looks like the dreaded Chernobyl nuclear plant

Eldorado, Texarse - (Wacko Mess): Cops have raided fundamentalist polygamist nutter Warren Jeffs' Yearn For Zion child molestor brothel and released over 400 brainwashed hostages.

The purpose-built mindfuck factory was busted in a domino-effect operation that may have started last month with a probe into Eliot Spitzer's Holy Roman Emperor VIP agency hooker scam.

FBI agents followed a clients' loyalty card airmiles scheme that took them to the UK last weekend.

This unearthed a very tacky Nazi S&M orgy involving WWII UK Fascist leader's son Max Mosley, whooping it up in a Colditz-style Chelsea sex bunker.

Mosley, 69, was caught in flagrente in a burlesque sex marathon complete with life size holograms of a naked Hitler's Pope Pius XII 'doing something disgusting with dictator Idi Amin and Mother Theresa of Calcutta' according to reports.

In Eldorado today Federal agents said they have closed the Chernobyl-style molester temple which many believe was built to serve as an eventual mausoleum for the Bush family.

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