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Friday, 4 April 2008

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Amber

NEW YORK - Amber, an escort with the Diamond Dust Agency, wants the whole world to know she is born again.

"I figured if I could get on my knees for a john, I could, like, get on my knees for the Lord, you know?", she said. Amber said she prefers politicians and army officers, and hinted at a recent liaison with a governor.

Amber said that even though she charges top dollar, her clothes budget is killing her. "My closet is filled, and I don't know where I'm going to put everything."

Amber also said she plans "on getting my GED, with the help of the Lord."

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