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Monday, 31 March 2008

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Washington - As this story continues to unfold, there is an ever increasing amount of suspicion aimed at the Federal government, military and intelligence agencies. While most are over joyed with the continuous outpour of seemingly endless information detailing the U.S' involvement with UFOs and extraterrestrials, others have begun questioning the legitimacy of the material and the true intent of the government's mysterious "full disclosure".

In yet what some are describing as another milestone in these recent events, the popular late night talk show Coast To Coast AM, has continued to provide stellar coverage and even further release of classified documents. The show which aired last night with creator/weekend host Art Bell, moved to an entirely higher level as the result of a caller who wished to be identified only as "Tumbler".

The caller, presumably male, as his voice was altered from the point of origin, seemed to possess a great deal of knowledge that would not normally be known to the public at all. After a few brief revelations, he paused to inform the listening audience that an attempt to identify him would prove impossible and that he intentionally chose the code name Tumbler because that is the Secret Service's code name for President Bush. He also added that the name was chosen for a purpose as well but refused to elaborate at the prodding of Bell.

Tumbler made a shocking statement when he indicated that Bush and others close to him had a hidden agenda for so freely releasing these documents to the public.

A currently unannounced press conference is apparently slated for this morning.

He made reference to only a few new items that appeared briefly on CNN and in one British newspaper, where the premise of the story hinted at the use of this information as a weapon to instill fear into the public. He went on to explain that since "they" can no longer sell the war in Iraq, they needed something to use as a method of control over the people.

As many believe, the government has used this tactic to keep the public in a constant state of fear and uncertainty. Tumbler boldly stated that we should expect to begin hearing propaganda from the White House within the week. He also gave details of what to expect in this forthcoming campaign.

It is expected that the government will begin a smear campaign stating that these extraterrestrials have not come in peace and are hostile with an intent to destroy all humans so they may occupy Earth to accommodate their ever growing population and serve as a new outpost and command center. The slow leak of disinformation should begin to create suspicion and eventual total mistrust in the E.T.s.

As the caller continued his uninterrupted barrage of convincingly fact after fact, Bell announced that he will not be taking the scheduled station breaks at the top and bottom of every hour. As this flood of information overwhelmed all within ear shot, Bell did manage to get in some poignant questions. He asked for clarity and embellishment on what had been stated so far. He asked Tumbler if there was any indication of a secret alliance between the government and the E.T.s. This question was met with an immediate, blunt confirmation.

"Absolutely. If there was nothing to gain, do you think the government would have any involvement at all? We already know that the technological advancements they possess are far beyond our current understanding of the most advanced scientific understanding. The obvious first, and most important interest to our government will be advanced weaponry..."

He went on to say, "As we've been told, and I can solidly confirm this, the aliens have no interest in warfare...on the contrary actually. They have indeed come in peace as ambassadors from the collective universe who only possess weaponry for the sole purpose of self defense. Ironically, this was implemented into their observations of us over the last several thousand years because they have come under attack by US space craft on various occasions."

At approximately 2:15AM EST, some 122 minutes into the call, Tumbler terminated the call with the promise of calling back tonight "once I've relocated and am secure."

At press time, the White House refused to comment on any of the details this caller had provided. Coast To Coast AM is heard around the globe in all 24 time zones, with an average listening audience of 6.2 million. How this can go un-addressed by the White House given the sheer exposure last night's show received remains to be seen.

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