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Wednesday, 12 March 2008

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Feds' CCTV image of Spitzer's call girl

New York - (Cheap Ass Mess): Federal agents looking for Eliot Spitzer's favorite hooker have said that 'Kirsten' as she is known is really a gay Queens transvestite contortionist called Horace Bagpus.

The two met frequently in a variety of disguises at a Washington AC/DC hotel called The Mayflower where President Bill Clinton was snapped fondling Monica Lewinsky back in '96.

Spitzer has lavished over $80,000 pursuing his hobby after developing a taste for exotica during a remarkable legal career culminating in a landslide victory as New York Governor.

His attorneys have claimed no prostitution is involved and that their client was merely 'rewarding' a top informant whose insider knowledge had helped Spitzer smash vice rings during his tenure of NY's Attorney General's orifice.

A resignation statement is expected today.

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