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Sunday, 9 March 2008

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Tripp Isenhour to give Dick Cheney some hunting tips

Washington, DC - The Office of Vice Prudent, Dick Cheney, confirmed today that Pro Golfer, Tripp Isenhour, has been officially invited to Bush's ranch in Waco, Texas for some duck hunting. The announcement came shortly after Cheney learned of Isenhour's unique fowl hunting skills.

Isenhour has not yet accepted the invitation as he is still has some legal commitments stemming from his last hunting expedition at the Grand Cypress Golf Course in Orlando, Florida, where he killed a red-shouldered hawk, an endangered species.

"He is a fierce competitor," said a golfing buddy of Isenhour. "The minute he saw that red-shoulder hawk eyeballing those ducks on the green, he knew what he had to do and, he didn't hesitate to do it either."

"That's the kind of spirit our country needs right now," said the Office of the Vice President. "Men that stand up and take charge, or in this case, willing to be charged."

It is reported that Cheney has replaced his hunting riffle with golf clubs and Titian balls in eager preparation for the duck hunting expedition.

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