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Monday, 25 February 2008

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Buoyed by his meteoric rise in the polls; ecstatic at his dizzying cult-like status, the invincible Barack Obama - America's new Love-God and Feel Good Guru has launched his latest rally - "Love-In - Woodstock 2".

In honor of Undecided voters, the location of this event is the appropriately-named town of Uncertain, Texas.

Headliners for the event will be his Support Mamas: Oprah Winfrey, Caroline Kennedy, Maria Shriver and Toni Morrison ("hey I can change my mind under pressure"). Oprah, who calls her 'bama "The One" said she has always known in her heart that he was the Messiah who would deliver Blacks from the Great White American wilderness to the Kingdom of Self-Righteousness.

When confronted with her earlier fallible, highly questionable from-the-heart judgement, given that she had similarly stated she had been convinced in her heart that her roots were South African Zulu (as she rubbed shoulders with Nelson Mandela) - only to face disappointment when her DNA revealed her ancestors were Liberian - Ms. Winfrey maintained a stony silence.

At a news conference, TheSpoof.com reporter shea lo who called out: "Ms. Winfrey is it true that you are replacing your idol Nelson Mandela with the new kid on the block -Obama?" - was unceremoniously tossed out and declared persona non grata infinitum.

Senator Obama's campaign manager the over-cocky Dodo Poof said the "Messiah plans to grow out his Afro; wear tie-dyed bell-bottoms, a floral vest, love-beads, tinted shades and platform shoes (courtesy of Sly and the Family Stone) for his Great American Cultural & Historical Revival. Our theme song for this event is Don't Worry, Be happy".

Quoting from Mahatma Gandhi - who Obama insists, gave him approval to use his lines - BO told CNN: "Das right, Ah'm in da grooove, baby - in da groove".

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