I find it very interesting that the CIA & the FBI seem to have so much trouble integrating foreign and domestic intelligence...why not hire Osama Bin Laden to be the director of both agencies? He doesn't have any trouble integrating his foreign and domestic intelligence.
Wednesday, 14 April 2004
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