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Topics: Iran, Nick Jonas

Thursday, 17 January 2008

Nick, the youngest of The Jonas brothers, has reportedly been cheating on Miley cyrus with an Iranian girl called "Sarvenaz" - proclaimed by all as the most beuatiful Iranian girl in LA.

"We're really close to each other. It's like I've found my other half. She's not a girly girl so we have so much fun together," Jonas said.

"I don't love him just because he's a star, I like him because of him self," the girl said.

Meanwhile, reports are indicating that Miley is refusing to speak to Nick or pay any attention to his whole family. Nick however says he "doesn't give two hoot" and that he and Sarvenaz are enjoying the time of their lives together.

"Although I've lived most of my life in LA, I still have a deep conection with Iran and my culture. This is one of our similar things in common," the girl added, for no apparent reason.

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