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Thursday, 27 December 2007

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Soft Porn: but the Diana business backfired horribly and ex[posed Monica Lewinski as a serial fellater

Washington AC/DC - (Bad Ass Mess): So desperate was Hillary Clinton to conceal her lesbianity during her White House First Lady days that she created the spin machine that conjured up the entire Santa Monica Lewinski brouhaha.

But she was, in fact, being blackmailed by Princess Diana who found out about all of Clinton's sordid muff-suck escapades and attempted to screw her over via her own tacky affair with US billionaire Teddy Forstmann who himself had a few old scores to settle in the Rodham camp.

That is the finding of a stink-tank report into Senator Clinton's current spate of amensia regarding her personal security clearance status as well as her attendance of National Security Council meetings while her husband was President.

The report goes on to suggest that when the FBI realised Hillary was receiving regular briefings of daily Presidential intelligence briefings the First Lady panicked and went overboard to smear those who she feared were about to out her.

Then entire escapade went up tit over arse and ended in Lewinski being outed as a harmless Presidential fellater. And Bill Clinton no more than a serial dissembler of conjugal fidelity.

The stink tank report is about to be aired in public during the latest explosive round of sordid evidence at the inquest into princess Diana's death.

Some of the material in this report may remain under seal at the National Archives if Senator Clinton is successful in her New York Superior Court deposition this week to gag crucial elements of the story.

But, unlike her husband Bill who during his Lewinski improper physical relationship testimony was able to pull the proverbial white rabbit out of the hat at the eleventh hour by a cunning display of missile strikes on Afghanistan and Sudan Al Qaeda targets, Senator Clinton has no such access to ballistic distractions.

However, her very close friend and political mentor Russian President Vladimir Sputum was on hand on Christmas Day with a few firecrackers of his own to add incandescence to the current state of tension.

Putin authorised the testing of two intercontinental RS-24 ballistic missiles onto targets in the Kamchatka peninsula as well as the launching of another new missile from a Russian submarine in the Barents Sea.

"Maybe this will be enough to put the frighteners on the lesbo stories," a Clinto aide-de-camp said today, "never mind the Zaprudder footage that confirms LBJ was Hillary's real father."

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