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Wednesday, 30 January 2008

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President Clinton 'Saxual Predator?'

Oprah Winfrey has thrown her extremely popular and even more jaw droppingly wealthy hat into the Presidential ring during an afternoon interview with former President Bill Clinton on her world wide syndicated talk show 'Oprah'.

President Clinton and Ms Winfrey appeared to be getting on famously during a light-hearted and friendly chat but there was a definite a definite chill in the air when Mr Clinton openly mocked Presidential candidate Barack Obama's chances of success in the race for the Democratic nomination.

When asked how he rated Senator Obama's chances against the former first lady Clinton smirked openly as he answered that the day the American people voted a browned off Paddy to the Oval office would be the day he would enter his daughter Chelsea into the 'Miss America' contest.

"And Oprah honey" drawled Clinton "American people just ain't ready for either of those crazy ideas."

"Well how about I run for office with Senator Obama" suggested Ms Winfrey in a steely tone. "Will the American people vote for a 'browned off American woman' Mr President or is that too ridiculous an idea to take consider?

"Maybe not for office but running is a good idea sweetpea, I was checking out your ass backstage and its moving south, east and west again sugar tits. You might want to work on that...I can work on it with you if you want."

Hilary has demanded a video recording off the exchange dismissing it as a heavily edited slur and a blatant attempt to portray her husband as a racist, red necked lothario who solicits sexual favours from every woman he meets.

Senator Clinton said today: "My husband is not a racist."

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