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Thursday, 22 November 2007

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Compassionate Racist

The lid came off a scandal that may rock the race for the Democratic nomination to its scabby knees. In a press conference called earlier today Senator Hillary Rodham Clinton decided to come clean about the so called "dirt" she has on Senator Barack Obama.

With President Bill Clinton at her side, as a clear show of support for her revelation, she began "Its has come to our attention that the honorable gentleman from Illinois has not been up front with the voting public. I did urge Barack to inform the public of this himself as a chance to salvage some sort of pride, but alas, he declined. And so it is with a heavy heart that I must reveal that Barack Obama is in fact an African American. Thank you that is all.".

With that Senator Clinton left the stage amidst a flurry of activity from the press. Questions like "Can you substantiate these allegations" and "Who was the whistle blower" could be heard amoung the screams of terror. Its still not clear as to what the motive was behind these allegations, what could the Clintons possibly stand to gain?

The Obama spin machine is in full defensive mode stating that they have been sitting on they're hands, waiting to see if Senator Clinton would resort to Nixon tactics before making a revelation of they're own. No clear allegations have emerged from the camp but the press office did say "Dont let the pants fool you."

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