High Court, London - (DamnedLies Mess): A London High Court judge has slammed Al Gore's award-winning eco-warrior documentary An Incontinent Truth as a self-etoilating load of jibberish that's jam-packed with the sort of whoppers you'd normally expect from the Bush Administration.
"And he thinks it will win him the Noballs Piss Prize, huh!"
Justice Burton said he found a whole load of credulity-stretching disinformation in the movie that made the WMD fiasco of the Bush and Blair Administrations seem like cutting-edge science of the highest probity.
"First of all," Judge Burton said, "there are no 'starving children in the rainforest' being slowly eaten alive by acid rain precipitations caused by too many Mexican barbecue hog-roasts.
"Next, polar bears won't become extinct by 2050 just because Alaskan oil rig workers throw them the occasional pizza.
"It's Indian curries that do the worst damage," the judge continued.
Judge Burton was summing up in a class action brought by angry UK parents.
They are challenging the Labour government's lavishing of £20 million of taxpayers' money on the film to indoctrinate their children about ecological issues.
Plaintiffs have said it would have been saner to just stuff the dosh in Gore's highly secret offshore Riggs bank account, number 239770764, Sorting Code 666-9/11, rather than subject their kids to the sort of farcial disinformation that contained in his movie.
"Gore's a tosser who's past his sell-by. Why should our kids suffer while he reaps the acclaim?"