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Monday, 17 September 2007

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Craig's the one with the gold plaque

Minneapolis - (Ass Mess): The Minneapolis-St Paul Airport lavatory immortalised by Senator Larry Craig's mouth-to-organ resuscitation techniques has been granted World Heritage Site status after the tourism industry reported massive demand for it to be included on global sightseeing tours.

The cubicle at the center of all the attention will now be enshrined with a gold plaque bearing Craig's photo and the date of his patronage acording to PR sources at the airport.

"People are making videos and taking pictures of it," Ms Karen Evans, of the Minneapolis-St Paul international airport said today.

"Senator Craig has done more in a single afternoon for the Minneapolis tourism industry that nearly sixty decades of the airport's own PR campaigns," the local mayor told TV news reporters.

Craig, a Republican from Idaho, has pleaded guilty to gross disorderly conduct in a police sting that has cost him his Senate seat in Washington.

However he recently changed his mind about the guilty plea after personal advisors warned of the potential consequences.

"Senator Craig's withdrawal method from the legal proceedings leaves much to be desired frankly," a Mineapolis local paper editorial informed its readers last week.

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