DAYTON, OH (AP Newsliar) -- This "The Spoof" reporter would like to publicly proclaim that Ron Paul is the greatest candidate who ever lived. Even better than Ronald Reagan. Way, way better than those hacks Romney and Giuliani.
This article is being posted as a follow-up to a previous parody news item by this reporter, which alleged that a relatively small number of Ron Paul supporters were stuffing online voting polls to give the false illusion of broad support for their candidate. That news article has been viewed over 1000 times thus far and has received a rating of only 1.5 stars.
So... um... I was only joking. Ron Paul is really a class guy who enjoys the support of a huge, huge number of highly intelligent and incredibly attractive people. He is the best man for the job of president, a real *cough* five-star *cough* candidate. Yessireebob, he definitely gets five stars out of five from me. That's five. Stars. Just like those stars right there at the bottom of this article. Say, why not click to color them in, to see what Ron Paul's five stars look like?
Lemme see five stars now if you like Ron Paul!