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Sunday, 1 July 2007

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Hang your head in shame Mr Vice President, Fitzie's gonna get ya!

Washington DC - (Fetid Bastards Press): Vice-President Dick Cheney is personally responsible for US policies subjecting suspects to cruelty and denial of due process according to new CIA evidence showing he hired a hitman to take out Special Prosecutor Patrick Fitzgerald.

Fitzie recently secured a 30 month sentence for perjury and perversion of justice on Scooter Libby, a Cheney mouthpiece of the lowest order who is the fall guy in the Veep's outing of Valerie Plame.

Now the details are being laid bare before the Senate investigative committe which wants to know how far back before JFK's 1963 assassination Cheney's influence may actually stretch.

Fitzgerald has stayed silent on the special protection he was forced to accept after the FBI discovered four seperate attempts to shoot him dead that all lead back to the VP's office.

His sphynx-like stance however is a hallmark of his succcess and Washington sources say the quieter he appears the more likely he is to pounce without prior notice.

Meanwhile NATO military intelligence and UN Security Council sources both say that Cheney has manoeuvred to circumvent both American and international law to hide his perfidious history.

"He's always been a comic-book villan," DC security honchos said today.

"Nobody else apart from Nixon has ever had such as contempt for process or utter dedication to concealment of his sex predator past that chains him to the Bush mobster family cartel for life."

Karl Rove is 69.

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