The Outhouse, Washington, DC - A spokesperson for the White House told reporters today that mysterious bags of poop are following George Bush everywhere he goes.
He (George) apparently sat on a "bag" strategically placed in his seat on Air Force One. Another "bag" was discovered in his suitcase and in his limo from the airport.
The White House will not disclose just how much shit has followed the President, But George seems to be fed up with it and his staff's inability to control it.
A presidential aid commented: "Let's put it this way, he left a lot of it behind in his wake. We believe someone with a vendetta against the Pres is behind this."
Currently, it is not known whether the poop is human or animal. It is currently undergoing DNA testing to try and determine its origin. If it is found to be human, a full test of every man, woman and child in the US shall be analyzed.
"We will leave no poop unturned!" Said a defiant Bush, while wiping the seat of his pants.
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