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Monday, 25 June 2007

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She read every page of the meaningless string of words that was the paper before deciding that there really was no news

New York. Nothing happened. No car crashes, no deaths, no wars, no nothing. On Thursday, absolutely nothing happened. The news anchors starred at blank teleprompters with open gaping mouths. news papers merely reported the weather, which was neither hot nor cold, rainy nor dry, it was completely average.

Many people were shocked by this piece of not news worthy news. One resident of New York said, "wow, I really did not expect this to happen. Myspace.com reported that no new blog entries had been updated, as nothing had happened.

This is not as good as it sounds. the lack of deaths has caused overpopulation to become a major problem. Japanese hospitals reported 10,000 babies that were neither healthy nor non healthy, way more than usual.

Only one good thing has come from this. because no news happened, The Swiss army was not able to launch their 100,000,000 WMDs at Luxembourg, who has been causing them much grief with imitation Swiss army knives.

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