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Tuesday, 1 May 2007

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"How could I read bluepints," asked Bush.

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - "The Internets," April 30 - Yesterday, Antiwar.com claimed in an article that the Bush Administration has studied blueprints for a dictatorship

The article also quoted the opening of Garet Garrett's 1952 philippic, Rise of Empire, and The Empire Strikes Back.

President Bush commented, saying, "Heh, heh... "How could I read bluepints?"

While TheSpoof.com writer CalJennings generally agrees with the article at Antiwar.com, he thinks the quote from a Star Wars movie may have been a bit much, even if there is a resemblance between Bush, Vader, and the Evil Empire. "It's obvious that Bush couldn't have read the blueprint for dictatorship," said CalJennings. "Someone must have read it to him."

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