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Thursday, 26 April 2007

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Empowered Black Woman Condi Rice is to get down with her neighborhood by releasing a rap record, the move comes as she announces that she plans to run for 2008 Presidential elections!

Condi the first black secretary of state is trying to win back the youth of America by releasing a rap chart with the help of 52 Cent, Brother and famous 50 cent, and also appearing will be rapper Smarties Eminem's younger cousin!.

She will hopfully make it to the top of the charts, with "I am a lying Ho bag who knew more than I let on about 9/11....smack ma bitch up yea"

Bush has backed this move stating that he is a big fan of popular music and he and his wife often listen to Cliff Richard and Slade when eating their evening jam sandwiches.

Condi has recently been accused of getting to close to the president and reports of an undercover source suggests that Condi can often be found playing the nursery rhyme

"This little Piggie went to war, this little piggie told lies, this little piggie...this little piggie has jam sandwiches for tea, and this little piggie had none, and this little piggie went we we we want Iraq's oil so we started a war"

Bush reported to have loved and and when Condi tucked him into his racing car bed he asked for her to sing it again and again.

So it is no wonder she has gone into the music business. The single is out nationwide Next month!

Hayley J & Liz S Reports for TheSpoof.com news

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