In a new campaign strategy move, Howard Dean is now presenting himself as a sane and normal person.
"It's a whole new Dean," said campaign spokesman Richard Flowers. "You won't see anymore red-faced screams or harsh rhetoric."
The decision came after Dean's explosion on stage after the Iowa Caucasus.
"I wish to reassure my supporters that I still hate Bush, and I spit when I say his name. But you will no longer see me actually spitting or screaming now," said a white knuckled Dean.
Republican party members are concerned, "We don't know what to do. A sane Dean is a dangerous Dean. He might actually make a point rather than screaming, this is our worst nightmare politically."
As Dean walked away from the latest press conference he was heard saying, "Serenity now, serenity now..."
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