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Saturday, 21 April 2007

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Unidentified man tries to console Laura

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Washington, D.C. - Today Laura Bush gave George and Tony Blair her blessings to marry.

Although she was a little upset at the possibility of having to move out of the White House, she said, "I have no hard feelings about George leaving me for Tony... in fact, I'm relieved. You don't know the shame I've had to endure for being stupid enough to marry an idiot like that. I think the two deserve each other."

Seeing that Laura was a little shaken by the fact that she may soon have to leave the White House, an unidentified man put his arm around her to console her.

"I really did love living in the White House," said Laura.

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