(Oval Office) -- President tim January 2009 has responded forcefully to yesterday's national tragedy in Virginia. He has proposed a Department of National Tragedies Department to be headed by yet another Czar.
The position of War Czar was proposed a week ago to win the war, create an atmosphere for winning the war, or to provide body armor for President Busy, Sec of War Whathisname, Sec. of Badiplomacy Rice, Sec of Homelend Security Negroponte, et al.
In the aftermath of 9/11 the President responded forcefully in creating the Department of Homeland Security, after finishing the exciting conclusion of My Pet Goat as Defense failed to assist FAA and vice versa in protecting air space over NY, DC.