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Wednesday, 11 April 2007

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Take me home Daddy!

Nassau, Bahamas - (Ass Mess): Jubilant Dannielynn dad Larry Birkhead is to ask Florida Judge Larry Seidlin, who ruled in Anna Nicole Smith's burial last month, to be the baby's godfather.

The simple, unostentatious, Hello! magazine-sponsored, neo-pagan, pink themed, fluffy bunny, half million dollar Hollywood naming ceremony will take place at the Beverly Hills Wilshire later this year.

"It'll just be me, my beautiful daughter Dannielynn, a few close friends, Judge Larry......

"And of course the magazine sponsors, twenty network news teams, a jazz band, the Los Angeles Tabernacle Halleluia Chorus, the officiating pastor and my new legal advisor and best pal Howard K Stern.

"And, oh, Virgie Arthur is of course welcome. Any time. Sure she is. Maybe even on the big day itself. Must remember to send her an invite."

Dannielynn Hope Marshall Birkhead is seven months old and stands to inherit $500 million.

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