In a characteristic misstatement...which Americans have come to accept, from their "Commandant-in-Chief...George Bush reiterated Tuesday, that he is "The Decidulator' and that our 230 year tradition of Democracy, with its system of Checks-and-Balances is now over.
Harvard professor of political science, Barney Hampton, responded, "George Bush couldn't successfully tie his shoelaces...much less, decide anything of global significance. However, he is able to take direct orders from Dick Cheney...and play the role of a media fool...and then spend the rest of his time, relaxing at his ranch, in a vegetative stupor. "
"Dick Cheney, of course, has an agenda directly in line with the vested interests of Haliburton Oil a company of which he was once CEO... and which has successfully hijacked the US government for its own agenda, and for its own corporate profiteering."
"Its quite remarkable, that Americans...whose vision of Democracy once inspired the world...have now settled into the same vegetative stupor advocated by George Bush...and many, now placidly accept the innane babblings of an idiot, like George Bush...above all of the scholarly, and authoritative figures who have challenged his insipid interpretation of reality."
Editors note: Evan Essence received his Masters Degree in Journalism (2003), and his PhD in Political Science (2004) from House-of-Spam Internet Marketing