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Friday, 6 April 2007

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The flag is flying half-mast in memory of tourists

Since New York's City Council declared a moratorium on the use of the word "nigger," the state's tourism board has reported a drastic decline in visitors to the Big Apple.

"A lot of people come here from small towns across the country just to spout off and say things they can't get away with at home," said Ivanna Curse from the Regal Travel Agency. "And the N-word is at the top of their list. I guess they'll have go to L.A. now. If they're smart, they'll build a theme park there that caters to the new tourists. 'Niggerland' would be a real boon for the California economy."

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