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Saturday, 17 March 2007

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Kum Baya My Lord, Kum Baya

Washington DC - (Ass Press): Thousands of evangelical Christians whose slavish support for George W Bush's global Whore on Terra campaign culminated in riot and mayhem last night were arrested outside Washington National Cathedral.

They had been holding a vigil ahead of St Patrick's Day festivities which many believed would herald the miracle of the Second Coming and accompanying Universal Rapture.

Police sources said that six hundred and sixty six of the worst troublemakers were rounded up and bussed to an interrogation center for questioning.

The riot occured as an affiliated Southern Baptist snake-charming faction panicked after losing their horned vipers in the Cathedral's moshe pit Kum Baya marathon.

The snakes had been groomed for the DC service by forty days' fasting and abstinence.

Some were said to be so primed up for the expected Rapture that they escaped their customary travelling sacks before slithering up terrified women's skirts in an attempt to find warm, welcoming burrows to nestle in.

Pandemonium broke out and the cops arrived to find hundreds of hyserical theocons rampaging on the DC streets.

The Lafayette Park Precinct police station is still jam-packed today with detained rioters who are being held pending a search for the missing reptiles.

Reverend Pat Robertso is 73.

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