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Tuesday, 20 February 2007

image for Fears for Lindsay Lohan's sanity as she shaves off her pubic hair
Miss Lohan's pubic hair - 4th right middle row

There were fears over the sanity of actress, Lindsay Lohan, last night after it was revealed that she had shaved off her pubic hair.

The 'Herbie' star was seen entering a health and beauty spa in downtown Hollywood where she asked for a 'back, sack and crack' wax.

Although the beauty therapist initially refused the request, Miss Lohan seized a pair of hedgeclippers and began to perform the delicate procedure on herself.

Onlookers where amazed as the star lopped off her pubic hair and then announced that she would be selling it on e-bay to the highest bidder.

"Lyndsey looked demented," said one former fan, "She then went into a tattooists and had 'flame crotch' tattooed onto her nether-regions."

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