Today, a terrible deed was done by Stepford Middle School Computer Applications Teacher Darlenus Tajestcus. After ripping off her skin and transforming into a devil like creature, she stepped on an orphanage, an animal orphanage, and a preschool. The army was called in, but their tanks had very little effect on her.
In the end, she was defeated by another Stepford Middle School Teacher named Jarla Stuman who used excessive amounts of homework to defeat her.
President Obama had this to say."I entirely blame this on the Republicans. Paul Ryan's budget plan caused this. This is what reforming Medicare and Medicaid does to senior citizens."
She is now confined to a maximum security government facility where guards are issued with garlic to keep her from escaping.
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