Yet another scandal threatens pop star, Britney Spears, today as a new video, showing her getting stoned while on a moral-boosting tour of the Gulf, was released on the internet.
Miss Spears had just completed a raunchy set at the Baghdad Sportsdome in Iraq, which culminated in her simulating masturbation and flashing her perky 38c breasts.
As the show climaxed, she was rushed by several Muslim clerics and hauled off to Abu Ghraid jail where, after a brief kangaroo court, she was convicted under Islamic law of being a 'two-bit American slut' and sentenced to 12 hours of community stoning.
The internet video shows Britney being buried up to her neck in sand and several burly Arabs throwing rocks at her.
Iraq's Minister for Justice, Cadiz Edorf, said today, "We have been very lenient with this Imperialist whore of Satan, as we could of had her hanged for the singing alone."
A smiling Miss Spears told reporters today, "I'm not really *ping* bothered, as I *thump* Ouch!.. have ordered a time machine on ... *whallop* Oooff!.... e-bay which will transport me back to a week last Tuesday *ping*..."
Spears should be back home early next week to start her new tour campaigning against corporal punishment.