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Wednesday, 27 December 2006

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First his statue, now him

Last time when I met Former President Mr Saddam of Iraq in the prison guarded by the American soldiers, he seemed very calm and comfortable. I asked him if he knew that he would be hanged within 30 days. He laughed and told me that, "I know about this. The kids have passed the order. They have not got it approved from me. I am the President of Iraq. Call me Mr President, please. I like to be called like that as I used to be called like that only".

I told him that they (the new administration and the Americans) were serious to execute him. Curiously I asked him his last wish. He told that perhaps Mr Bush was more cruel than him. According to him Mr Bush pushed thousands of Americans to die in Iraq. And what he had done was a purely a logical and legal thing after he was attacked. He admitted, not only he but Bush should also be hanged beside him as it was his last wish to be executed along with Bush!

"Will you respect my last wish?", asked he. I told, "Neither I am the President of Iraq nor the President of America. I do not have power to eliminate people. I never like people being killed or hanged". Listening to this he became pale and poor...

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