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Sunday, 13 July 2014

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Egypt - Leaders of the Muslim Brotherhood and members of ISIS have made their strongest and most hard-hitting threats so far toward the United States in their bid to thwart US intervention into affairs in the Middle East.

The Brotherhood has had enough of the American government interfering in their lands and now have thrown down the gauntlet.

Unless the American government ceases all military intervention immediately, The Brotherhood and its allies will cut off our supply of 7-11 and Motel 6 managers, as well as cab drivers.

If this tactic doesn't work, they insist they will then cut off our supply of Dell, AT&T, and other overseas retail company customer service reps. Such moves would be the final blow to our economy.

The Unites States is definitely between Iraq and a hard place on this one. It may explain the reason for the current flood of illegal immigrants coming into our country right now from Latin America.

There has been speculation that these immigrants will be groomed to take over these positions from middle easterners so the country will not see an interruption in these vital services.

America has feared for years that turmoil in the Middle East might interrupt our flow of oil from the region but these latest threats to our national security show just how serious The Brotherhood is about being left alone.

Finally, in its last official statement on the matter before taking action, The Muslim Brotherhood reiterated how serious they were about carrying out this punishment and said, if all else fails, they will not send us any more presidents.

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