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Topics: Super Bowl, Arizona

Monday, 17 March 2014

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Governor Brewer has said that she doesn't give a rat's behind about the NFL's Super Bowl.

PHOENIX - Governor Jan Brewer has already said that she will not be seeking a third term as governor of the Desert State of Arizona.

She told a group of assembled reporters in the parking lot of a Captain Cluckity Cluck Clucks Chicken Shack that having said that she may just decide to give the citizens of Arizona a going away present.

Governor Janny, as her BFF Sheriff Joe "Pinky" Arpaio calls her, said that she did not like the federal government stepping on her high heeled shoes when they told her she better not sign the Anti-Gay Shoppers Bill.

She pointed out that she had received a lot of support from the state's majority of non-gayish citizens by an 80 to 10 percent margin.

[EDITOR'S NOTE: It appears that Governor Brewer's math is about as bad as Sarah Palin's geographic knowledge...just saying.]

Governor Brewer said that since she is not running for office anymore she could give a rat's behind if the NFL goes ahead with its threat to take next year's Super Bowl away from Phoenix and give it to some other city.

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